merchant banker

Rhyming slang for wanker

That politician comes across as a bit of a Merchant Banker!

by ryan March 24, 2004

wind-up merchant

a teaser, especially of gullible people

He's a real wind-up merchant, to him every day is April Fool's Day.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

Cloud Merchant

When a kiteboarder sends his kite back in time to perform a super radical "wakestyle" maneuver.

Did you see that f#cking cloud merchant, Andy D Bag Mcgee yesterday sending his kite so far back in time that it pretty much wasn't even stitched in the factory yet whilst performing his low mobes for the cover shoot of the new KBM magazine.

by Hadlow January 4, 2010

Steven Merchant

British comedy writer who co-wrote sitcoms such as The Office and Extras with Ricky Gervais. A great idol to many young and aspiring comedy writers. Has also won many awards and is recognised in the US.

Also known as the Oggmonster..

by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Mersh

A parasite that leaches off people and calls them friends. Usually lives in their houses rent free. Normally a man with a weak torso, glasses and patchy beard. A guy that makes lame jokes, pretends to be funny but contributes nothing to a community.

Royce: 'My wife hates him but Mike is my best friend!'
Thomas: 'Don't get fooled by that guy Mersh, he thinks everyone is a Sperg he can abuse.'

by Porsalin August 19, 2019

spoof merchant

A spoof merchant is a person who has similar characteristics to that of nineteenth century civilian, whose livelihood is dependent on his ability to create slight of hand or illusions, whilst creating some sort of distraction in order to rob an unsuspecting victim of their monies or valuable personal items.

"I just had my monacle stolen, from inside my jacket pocket!" proclaimed the wealthy middle-class gentleman. "He was most forthright in his questioning. He wanted to know where paddington station was. WHAT A little spoof Merchant he was!"

by Gregory Taylor January 9, 2008

Merch

Usually means providing a series of evidence of some kind to explain an event or action.

I just bought a a brand new car, and I can merch it.

Merch it he just kissed that hoe.

I got alot of money, and I cant merch it on your momma.

by Chiraq December 9, 2012