Harry Maguire 

One of the greatest defenders in football history.

To be Harry Maguire is to be a Footballing Genius

Interviewer: Who’s better Maguire or Maldini?

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ I’ll go for Maguire”
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: “ He’s simply a genius and no one comes close to his footballing ability “

Harry Maguire by Amazing 1356 October 15, 2022

Harry Maguire 

An uncrowned king that should win a ballon d'or. Currently plays for Manchester United, and always find a way to make a fair 11 versus 11 match into a 10 to 12 match. His way to change the game is appreciated by football fans all around, and he is also called the Fridge/Freezer sometimes.

Person 1: I have to thank Harry Maguire for securing our win last night.

Person 2: What? I thought you support Man City
Person 1: Exactly.

Harry Maguire by whyyoutrippin March 13, 2022

coach mcguirk

The best character on the tv show "home
movies".

coach mcguirk by person yo-yo June 20, 2006

Tobey Maguire 

The best damn spiderman ever.

Tobey Maguire has some real moves once you get past his gambling problem.

Tobey Maguire by Baron Von Hugen Dongen July 14, 2021

Sean Maguire 

A man who with just a simple tweet or acknowledgment, his voice and extremely good looks woo any girl.

Why can't a guy be a Sean Maguire for me?

Sean Maguire by fiftyshadesoffangirls March 28, 2015

Harry maguire 

A fridge/freezer, a harry maguire is often known for his shit defending. Harry Maguire's are also not very fond of Greek culture

God hes so wank at football, must be a harry maguire!

Harry maguire by Lê Masturbator August 26, 2020

Jay McGuiness

Only the best looking avatar ever. He is a member of the Wanted(1/5 of the wanted) from Robin Hood land. He loves the film Avatar, eats Skittles and is a vegetarian. He has a lizard called Neytiri or Tia for short, which most people use because they can't spell Neytiri. Jay attempts to be a G, he twapes people regularly, he has beautiful curly hair and is a fan of Kerry Katona. May also be know as Jaybird, Javatar, James (Maureen his mummy calls him this) or sex on legs (my name of him x) He apparently has Quoikey ears and is part of the bromances Jam, Jiva, Jaythan and Jax. Thursjay is named after him. He also states that he uses factor 50 suncream.

Person 1: Did you see the Wanted on the television last night?
Person 2: Yes, and that Jay McGuiness is a cracker isn't he... he has beautiful eyes and a lovely voice.

Person 1: Do you know what?
Person 2: You want to touch Jay McGuiness's lizard, I know I do!!

Person: Jay McGuiness= nom

Jay McGuiness by @LauraTheWanted May 9, 2011