muppetitis

Someone who regularly behaves like a muppet.

i.e. you have a severe case of muppetitis

by Suni January 23, 2005

muppet fucker

Inbred Redneck, brother and sister produce a child who has the facial features of a muppet. Large nose, small ears, beady eyes.

Did you see that banjo playin muppet fucker on that porch?

by the snickasnatch August 28, 2012

Prestige Muppet

Someone you come across in the gaming lobby who has levelled up in any first person shooter (fps) game online before you have had a chance to get the game out of the wrapper.

Dusara : "Oh it's those prestige muppets from before, this time I'll have em!"

by tlpn99 December 16, 2010

Muppet Legs

The stretching of a cat's leg's to full extension. Named because they resemble the legs of a muppet. Also shortened to 'mups'.

Stan: "Woah, check out the muppet legs on that cat!"
Ash: "Yeah, those are some stretchy mups!"

by obesebowes August 8, 2010

Muppet Babies

An animated spinoff of The Muppets Take Manhattan scene where Miss Piggy daydreams about what happened if she and Kermit the Frog met as babies. The show is about all the imaginary adventures the baby Muppets get in to when their Nanny isn't around, or when they're waiting for something.

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true!
Muppet Babies will do the same for you!

by Dee96 August 31, 2010

Muppet Friendly Society

The muppet friendly society is something that developed during the late 1990's and early 2000's, whereby everything is explained in a play school like fashion, everything in such a society is safe and designed for low intelligence people so that even they cannot get it wrong or will not make them feel thick, even things that are obvious and self explanatory require detailed instructions with words AND pictures. Some people may know all of this as 'dumbing down' but I think that this term is more appropriate.

Britain, The muppet friendly society, where even bus stations have to have notices warning about moving vehicles.

by The Scottish Contingent April 2, 2011

muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.

Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.

by Sensual disfunction May 12, 2016