The act of singing from the shadows or a riser in the back of the stage. Inspired by Maynard James Keenan of TOOL, who leaves the spotlight to the band while scanning the audience for mobile phones.
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Get the Maynards mug.The gates of hell. Just kidding, but only slightly. Maynard's is a restaurant on Lake Minnetonka in the city of Excelsior, Minnesota primarily populated by drunk Tonka Trash and the innocent souls who they drag along with. Despite having weirdly expensive mid-tier food and loud drunk patrons, people come in droves to experience it for some reason. Oh yeah they're racist too.
Person 1: Yooo *insert frat bro-esque nickname here* lets go to maynard's tonight!! Food's on me booooys *pulls out dad's credit card*
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
Person 2: I would rather starve, actually
by ilovemaynards August 11, 2025
Get the Maynard's mug.Describes a person, usually possessing a goatee, sun glasses, beret and black and white striped shirt who calls everyone daddy-o or man. Resembles and acts like Maynard G Krebbs of Dobie Gillis fame. Can also be described as a douche bag in many circles. One who doesn't need drugs to act like an asshole. Thinks poetry can cure all the ills of the work world.
That Otto. He's such a fucked up douche bag. He thinks people actually like his dumbass poetry. What a burnt out maynard. Mr. Gillis would kick his ass if he had the chance!
by cofgpjm March 26, 2009
Get the Burnt Out Maynard mug.An old German male name meaning "power". Usually either the greatest singer of all time or a 6'7 chad double amputee anthro fox.
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Get the Maynard mug.A puck ass bitch that sucks more dick than Jacob. His hair looks like yellow cum. I didn’t even know he was a guy until someone called him gay for liking penis. Worst of all, he gets all the lesbians that pretend they’re strait. Except Erika. He’s a gay man with all the characteristics of a lesbian woman.
Guy 1: Hey I heard Quinn Maynard is sucking dick in the bathroom for $5.
Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.
Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?
Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.
Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.
Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.
Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.
Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?
Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.
Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.
Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.
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