matthias

one fine man. all men wanna be him and all women want him so wherever he goes he gets that special tingling sensation in his head. he thinks hes just an average guy which makes all girls swoon just by hearing his name. twice as awesome as chuck norris, no more needed.

matthias just one-upped chuck!!!!!

i wish i was matthias

that matthias is my idol

by chuckworshipper October 6, 2010

Mathea

An extremely amazing friend you don't deserve. If you know a Mathea, your life must be blessed by the gods of Awesome.

I just met a Mathea today. Shoot me, I'm not worthy!

by teavee September 4, 2009

Matthew Adamson

A Graphic Designer of sorts who can only be described as a man with a larger than average head. This bares no relevance to his personality, which is dominated by crewed thoughts, intermittent Irish and African accents and jokes about your mum.

Nick: "Is that Matthew Adamson?"
Paul: "No it is a yoga ball"

by Narma April 19, 2010

Matthew Shirley

This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.

That Matthew Shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb "Winky Wace, No, No, No face for you"

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017

Matthew Bisson

A total dickhead in my class who always pisses me off and who i Vow to take revenge on all of his family and everything he loves.

Once Matthew Bisson had pissesed me off for the last time, i burnt down his house and murdered all of his family

by Mr Picekle May 12, 2019

Matthew Stafford

1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years

2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.

Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?

Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.

by Cantguardme035 May 7, 2020

Matthew gray gubler

a yummy hunk of a pipe cleaner who stars in criminal minds.

he's hot btw

"hey is that matthew gray gubler i think i saw him on criminal minds

by gublergramm November 27, 2020