Mark

The coolest type of Chinese you will ever find. They skate, break dance, and play every musical instrument girls totally dig. Oh, and his chopsticks are longer than yours.
"You skate, break dance, AND play every musical instrument girls totally dig?! You're such a Mark!"
by teavee December 10, 2009
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Mathea

An extremely amazing friend you don't deserve. If you know a Mathea, your life must be blessed by the gods of Awesome.
I just met a Mathea today. Shoot me, I'm not worthy!
by teavee September 04, 2009
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