Mapro

Term for a goofy person that is easy to get along with.

The Mapro went to the party and made friends with every person there.

by AVeryRandomGuyHere August 13, 2023

maspo0n

an internet influencer with the name mason trujillo

Maspo0n and olivia

by ImahIpr March 1, 2024

Mayproperchpotenshmaybperpsly

Portmanteau of these words, in order: mayhaps, probably, perchance, potentially, maybe, perhaps

A: Do you think B will go out with me tonight?
C: Mayproperchpotenshmaybperpsly.

by CrashDaEevee February 14, 2026

Mastrobate

Something EVERYONE does, even if they'd die before admitting it.

There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid do it.

1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*

These are parental reactions to their kids who mastrobate

by Prince of the Void December 4, 2025

Dirty Masaro

When you’re hitting it from the back and proceed to call your partners name, once they look back throw sexy time sand into their eyes and hold on.

“We were doing THE SEX but I wanted to spice it up by pulling a Dirty Masaro.”

by Masaro67 August 7, 2021