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alabama marathon

When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.
I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.
by ElongD69 January 31, 2018
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poke marathon

Poke marathon occurs when two ppl keep poking each other back on facebook, may go on for a zillion years...
"you've been poked by a"

b -ohh i have to poke back!!
.... .... ...

"you've been poked by b"

a -oh i have to poke back! poking is fun!
.....
"you've been poked by a"

b - =___= another poke marathon!
by goldenboy89 May 5, 2011
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Marathon Thursday

A all day event from sun rise to sunrise or 6 am to 6 am. all day drinking.if u dont make it to ten pm ur a pussy. you must drink alcohol non stop, all day for college students only twice every year once in november and then july.
hey tmmrw marathon thursday im gonna get shit face

naw man its a marathon not a sprint

pussy
by mister college October 31, 2010
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Marathon Pooping

The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.
Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)
by WebsterHayls September 8, 2021
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Goodbye Marathon

1. At the end of a phone conversation, both parties awkwardly say far too many goodbyes.

2. When working in customer service and speaking with someone on the phone and you try to say as many goodbyes as possible to entertain yourself and mess with them.
At the end of the conversation, we had a huge goodbye marathon:

You: "Okay bye"

Them: "later"

You: "Ciao"

Them: "Take care"

You: "Have a good day"

Them: "Until next time"

You: (especially fun if you can pull this off when working in customer service) "lovvveee yooouuuuu"
by SeeDaveJump April 2, 2010
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ultra marathon

1. More than a marathon usually on trails.
2. Running longer than everyone else in the world thinks possible.
Hey want to go get some breakfast?

No im going for a 10 hour ultra marathon... dinner?

screw you
by jaketherunner January 6, 2012
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