Malachi

Coolest kid on the block that can bang anyone’s mom and sister and can still anyone’s girlfriend

Malachi is usually fucking your mom

by Andrei Bernal February 1, 2019

Mala

A beautiful,pretty,nice,sweet,and lovable person. She’s wicked funny and has a good sense of humor. If you do get her annoyed,she will rash out and won’t talk to you for a good 2 days

Dang look at Mala!

by Mandy halls January 25, 2018

Malachy

Malachy;meanings Great penis in size large six pack and very Attracted by women with the name Isabella. The male also has great hair and big muscles.

Women,"The Malachy was sexy, I wish I had one for a boyfriend."

by Isabella Battiston January 13, 2016

Malachi Crunch

A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"

by PookieBear123 November 16, 2018

Malachi

He is the most amazing man. He has wonder dark brown eyes that make you fall in love if you look in them. He is the most amazing best friend and an even better boyfriend. He will make you happy and smile with you till the end. DO NOT mess with his Girl she is a real bad b****.

Everyone is after Malachi

by ImInLOOOOOOOVeWiThFoOd November 22, 2019

Malachi

A guy who is strong and sexy gets all the girls and is very popular and is tall and can give any girl the d and she will ask for it and haves good curly hair and brown eyes

Ouu Malachi so sexy

by Boyfromthehood11223 April 20, 2018

macfailure

Some poor soul whose last name just happens to involve a spelling very similar to 'fail', and everyone else picks up on the last syllable, and thus the person becomes a macfailure.

Person One: So, what's your last name?
Person Two: MacPhail.
Person One: As in, like, you FAIL everything? *laughs*
Person Two: *Bored* Yes, exactly like that.
Person One: You're a MACFAILURE!
Person Two: Wow, thats the first time i've heard THAT one!

by thetower April 1, 2009