1 definition by PookieBear123
A wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.
"Oh my god, did you hear?! Paulyo was on his vespa riding between two cars on Pine St when he was full on Malachi Crunch(ed). He survived -- his bike's mirrors, not so much!"
by PookieBear123 November 17, 2018