milf mustard

the brown yellow substance that gets on a guys dick when he fucks a milf in the ass.

i know edward was hitting the milf in the ass last night, he has a milf mustard stain in his underwear.

by swampmonkey August 16, 2011

milf money

when something is just way too good to be true

that movie was so good, it was milf money!

by mackieronii September 6, 2020

milf jin

Milf Jin is Kim Seokjin, but as a milf 🥶

Milf Jin is sexy

by Sun Cloud October 11, 2020

milfkaworu

a very important user on instagram. people believe they will one day be a big historic figure. also known for their funny instagram content, big platform and even bigger boobs.

babe wake up, milfkaworu posted again!
Wow! hahaaha they are so funny! as always! i love milfkaworu

by whiteboytav May 10, 2021

project milf

The nutrition and fitness plan or program of a woman desiring to maintain milf status.

HMW: Did you see that skanky ho in her husband's sweats and greasy ponytail?

LM: ZOMG!! I don't evar wanna be that. I am so back on the project milf wagon.

by lawn_mama January 20, 2008

Milf

Mother id love (to) FUCK.

Devan andersons mom was SO hot. Shes a deff. milf

by Devan's Mom's P-I-M-P November 11, 2009

Milfish

Something that is as Hot as a Mother Id Like To Fuck. But isnt exactly.

This Nail Colour Is Milfish.

by Methodized May 3, 2006