Warm Mayonnaise

When you pull a guy's unwashed cock out and it smells like a jar of expired warm mayonnaise.

Slut: I tried sucking this guy's cock last night, but it smelled like warm mayonnaise and I blew chunks all over his dick, he grabbed my face and skull fucked me anyway.

by B(.)(.)mTown April 27, 2016

Mayonnaise Game

The Mayonnaise Game is any time in which a man ejaculates on a face; for example, the money shot of porn is considered two people playing the mayonnaise game. Usually, the person receiving mayonnaise wishes they weren't playing.

"Hey Becky, do you want to play the mayonnaise game tonight?"
"No thanks Todd, I already played with Danny earlier."

by Mayonnaise King January 27, 2010

mayonnaise sandwich

Two pieces of bread together with mayonnaise in the middle. Some shit white people eat.

Duke: Ay, I know what you want, that mayonnaise sandwich.
White Guy: Yesssirrrr, i love me some mayonnaise sandwiches.

by SukaFlyat May 04, 2021

Dundalk Mayonnaise

Another way of saying Miracle Whip if you happen to be from the zip code 21222.

I really hate myself so I put dundalk mayonnaise on my sandwich.

by Entitled Consumer August 26, 2022

Sus mayonnaise

A type of mayonnaise that comes out of people (especially men)

My sister tasted sus mayonnaise and got pregnant

by Chinese goverment April 26, 2021

Anal Mayonnaise

A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex

Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.

by dstro-y December 08, 2011

Papi Mayonnaise

translation: daddy mayonnaise or sperm.

1. oh yeah give me that papi mayonnaise.

2. "last night was great! He was hitting me from behind and I screamed for his papi mayonnaise."

by Imhornyforhalloween June 19, 2019