Mahkam is the best boyfriend someone could ask for. He is smart, strong, funny and so much more. Sadly he doesn‘t always see it. But reminding him of it and seeing his face light up is worth it.
by mi153 May 27, 2023
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Makamis is the type of guy who looks innocent irl, but his online feed says otherwise.
Very easy to annoy, and very easy to spot since he makes a grudge face.
Don’t get him wrong, he’s kind and very helpful.
Catchphrases: “uhhhhh excuse me?” “hey. Hey. HEY! HEY HEY!
Catchphrase meanings:
1. Used to question something weird
2. Used when he sees something wrong
Makamis is the type of guy who looks innocent irl, but his online feed says otherwise.
Very easy to annoy, and very easy to spot since he makes a grudge face.
Don’t get him wrong, he’s kind and very helpful.
Catchphrases: “uhhhhh excuse me?” “hey. Hey. HEY! HEY HEY!
Catchphrase meanings:
1. Used to question something weird
2. Used when he sees something wrong
by Streamy August 20, 2023
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i dun no he kind of stinky and he exists... he is often confused with a alien and often thrown off of the space ship
by Sirnutternolife March 17, 2025
Get the Masamoonmoon mug.When someone you know makes a bad decision and insists on it, but they’re too nice to be that stubborn, but still insist.
Or when they take the most amount of time to do the least amount of work, yet somehow do well regardless.
Or when they take the most amount of time to do the least amount of work, yet somehow do well regardless.
Person 1: oh god this is so much work
Person 2: you’re making it more work than it is, quit Maikamaxxing..
Person 2: you’re making it more work than it is, quit Maikamaxxing..
by literallyTK June 26, 2025
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She was a maskathovial friend who I struggled not to hate. This was a common consensus among her friends.
by Silo of Trees July 14, 2025
Get the Maskathovial mug.A synonym for Ketamine/Kayla: a portmanteau of Musk and Ketamine. Pronounced Musk-a-meen.
Elon Musk's known affinity for the drug has left long-term users of said drug, chuckled, and we wish to acknowledge his greatness.
Move over Thoth, Gilgamesh, Ramses III, Alexander III, Octavian, Tamerlane, Napoléon and von Clausewitz. we have a new intellectual colossus in town! Keep in your lane: organiser.
Elon Musk's known affinity for the drug has left long-term users of said drug, chuckled, and we wish to acknowledge his greatness.
Move over Thoth, Gilgamesh, Ramses III, Alexander III, Octavian, Tamerlane, Napoléon and von Clausewitz. we have a new intellectual colossus in town! Keep in your lane: organiser.
I went to see Brian Wilson perform Pet Sounds LP at Liverpool in 2017. The atmosphere was perfect and everyone was on song. Sadly i passed out in my seat for the second half of the show! i had insufflated too much Muskamine!
by anonymous July 24, 2025
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When someone’s in an open marriage but hides it from people they date, their friends, or even their own circle. They wear the mask of a “normal” marriage while living a double life. Basically: acting monogamous in public, non‑monogamous in private.
When someone’s in an open marriage but hides it from people they date, their friends, or even their own circle. They wear the mask of a “normal” marriage while living a double life. Basically: acting monogamous in public, non‑monogamous in private.
Example sentences:
“Found out weeks later he was maskmarried. Whole time I thought he was single.”
“She didn’t lie about having a husband—she just didn’t mention the ‘open’ part. Total maskmarried move.”
“Being maskmarried is worse than being married. At least married people are honest.”
“Found out weeks later he was maskmarried. Whole time I thought he was single.”
“She didn’t lie about having a husband—she just didn’t mention the ‘open’ part. Total maskmarried move.”
“Being maskmarried is worse than being married. At least married people are honest.”
by Sakurakage September 20, 2025
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