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the Taylor Lautner effect

When an actor has no acting ability whatsoever, but the audience do not notice because they are too captivated by how hot the actor is.

Also see the female equivalent: The Megan Fox effect
Amy: Taylor Lautner is so hot, and such a great actor also.

Bill: No he isn't, you've just been struck by The Taylor Lautner effect.
by jonas5 September 25, 2011
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lautz

adj. To be outgoing, playful, energetic, and in some cases tough
that biznatch is str8 lautz!
by captn tying knots March 3, 2011
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Cuntal Labotomy

A Cuntal Labotomy is a procedure necessary when someone is acting like a total cunt and needs to be checked.
Usage: Honey, if you keep talking like that & don't listen to anything I'm saying, you're in need of a full Cuntal Labotomy!
by seamoore69 March 30, 2016
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Lauter-rope

To accidentally ejaculate upon one's own face while masturbating.
"Dude, I Lauter-roped today, and I don't understand why girls always complain about it. It's not so bad."
by McDeuced May 15, 2009
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Taylor Lautner

An oiled, ken- doll like celebrity who doesnt own a shirt and cannot act.

First, he was sharkboy, and now, a werewolf.

What next? Uni- Dick? (thats unicorn dick)
Crabbe: Dude, your Jolly Rancher kinda looks like Taylor Lautner.

Goyle: Does that even make sense?
by Blajhidh;eogrTIMMY! January 28, 2011
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Taylor Lautner

the SEXIEST guy in the world

plays Jacob in the movie Twilight
taylor lautner is so hot!
by prettypreppp July 5, 2010
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Taylor Lautner syndrome

A version of little man's syndrome where a guy that is short can't get jobs that requires you to be tall (Movies, Sports, a Tall girl's boyfriend) and thus so overcompensates by apparently weight training (possibly shooting up Steroids). This is supposed to draw off the attention of his short stature and draw the appearance of "having great abs". It gives you the role of a fit for a tall athletic six-foot tall person but since you have abs impossibly to get with average weight training (I wonder why), you get it instead. It even makes women too tall for you magically attracted to you.
Taylor lautner is 5'6, and he didn't want to admit he is short to play a role that is fit for a six-foot tall person since the character is 6'7. So he does the "second best" and possibly shoot up roids to look like a tree stump. It's too bad "weight training" doesn't make you taller but it didn't matter as the producers of Twilight knew a good pair of abs makes women of all heights and ages drool. It's because of him, anybody doing the same thing is given the *Taylor Lautner syndrome* title to them.
by Bay Area Resident 925 November 30, 2009
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