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im in a kettle

Something some kid said in a pool in lanzarote
by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023
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kettle effect

knowing something will happen but not knowing when.

A watched kettle takes longer to boil...

The kettle effect
The kettle effect is driving me mad, when will I get my new contract
by Camo Clown April 3, 2018
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rusty kettle

A euphemism for genitalia (more commonly of the female variety) originating from Salad Fingers #1. Specifically refers to genitalia any person wishes to caress.
I’d like you to caress my rusty kettle.
I’d like to caress your rusty kettle.
by Mabaluf May 2, 2022
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Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"
I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.
by MonkeyWings August 6, 2010
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fill the kettle

When you squirt beer into your girlfriends open pussyhole and your friends drink out of it.
Kyle: Were you at the party last night? Joanna totally let us fill the kettle.
by wapanesehoes April 20, 2018
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cum kettle

Gonna go drink a cum kettle be right back
by CoomLord69__ March 30, 2021
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Kettle face

Kettle face-The Results of a kettle attack. The Face is so battered it resembles the print of a kettle.

Youve been kettled.
He was smacked with that kettle, hes got a kettle face.
by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009
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