an_absolute_idiot's definitions

Bee

A wonderful creature that helps pollinate crops. Sadly, humans are killing bees with DUMB PESTICIDES and eventually the world will explode and we will all die because of people killing bees, these cute little animals.

"Hey look! A bee!"
"Wow! Awesome! Don't touch it, or it will sting you and it will die!"
"Okay, I won't, because bees are beautiful animals!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

School

A place where you're supposed to learn things. They teach you math and stuff but they don't teach you things that could actually save human lives.

"Don't stay in school."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020

Roblox

A wonderful community of nerds that need friends.

"Fred! You missed your birthday party!"
"Sorry mom, i was playing Roblox."

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Chux

Short for Nunchucks. A dangerous weapon, for if one is practicing their chux forms and they hit themselves in the head, it could potentially be fatal. Still, fun to use.

"Yay! I mastered my chux form!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

The Unspoken Rules Of Society

The Unspoken Rules Of Society are a bunch of rules only elite members of Society know. Some of the rules are: Never drink water out of a mug, rule number 11, never drink hot cocoa out of a regular cup, rule number 10, and rule number 12, never have a brighter ceiling light and a lamp on at the same time.

" Hey! That LOSER is drinking water out of a mug! He's breaking rule number 11 of The Unspoken Rules Of Society!"

by an_absolute_idiot February 22, 2021

Sugar Rush

When one has consumed so much sugary foods they are transformed into a speedy, energetic, fast person. The opposite of this is a Sugar Nap, where the person is transformed into a drunk. Sugar Rushes are usually fun because consuming sugary foods is great.

"Watch out Laurie! Bobbie has a Sugar Rush!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Trip

When you are walking down the street and you don't see the banana peel because you're on your phone playing Candy Crush and you slip on the banana peel.

"Oh no! Bobby doesn't see the rock! He's gonna trip!"
"Lets go help him!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020