an_absolute_idiot's definitions

Good

Something pure, awesome, indescribably amazing. Like a cheeseburger or a funny joke.

"Hey Suzy! I aced my math test!"
"Wow Billy, good! Let's get ice cream to celebrate!"
"Good!"
*high five eachother*

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Karen

A woman, typically with hair cut short on one side and hair down to their neck on the other, who thinks they are above the law and is unnecessarily mean to employees of stores or restaurants or members of the police. They are generally either insecure or extremely self-centered, and you should avoid them. They are really toxic people and not very good friends. They might also be quite racist or LGBTQ-phobic.

"Hey, look at that lady screaming at that cop!"

"What a Karen!"

by an_absolute_idiot February 4, 2021

Sugar Rush

When one has consumed so much sugary foods they are transformed into a speedy, energetic, fast person. The opposite of this is a Sugar Nap, where the person is transformed into a drunk. Sugar Rushes are usually fun because consuming sugary foods is great.

"Watch out Laurie! Bobbie has a Sugar Rush!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Bee

A wonderful creature that helps pollinate crops. Sadly, humans are killing bees with DUMB PESTICIDES and eventually the world will explode and we will all die because of people killing bees, these cute little animals.

"Hey look! A bee!"
"Wow! Awesome! Don't touch it, or it will sting you and it will die!"
"Okay, I won't, because bees are beautiful animals!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Chux

Short for Nunchucks. A dangerous weapon, for if one is practicing their chux forms and they hit themselves in the head, it could potentially be fatal. Still, fun to use.

"Yay! I mastered my chux form!"

by an_absolute_idiot August 27, 2020

Cheeto

A cheesy, crunchy, delicious food. A piece of fried...stuff covered in cheese powder. It's a great movie snack. MMMmm... yummy.

"Hey Sharon! Want some cheetos?"
"YEES GIMME!"

by an_absolute_idiot September 1, 2020

School

A place where you're supposed to learn things. They teach you math and stuff but they don't teach you things that could actually save human lives.

"Don't stay in school."

by an_absolute_idiot August 28, 2020