kievan

The most badass motherf*cker to ever live!

"Have you met Kievan?"

"Yeah, he's a complete badass!"

by zombiekiller013 April 4, 2018

Keegan Orth

A gay bitch who is fucking horrendous at fortnite and licks sack under a bridge every Wednesday morning.

Jesus Christ on a motorbike, you got downed by a no skin?? You are a real god damn Keegan orth, broke boy bitch.

by CupcakeDinosaur June 3, 2018

Keegan-ass

Adjective. One who performs ultra thirsty and desperate actions on social media.

Look at that Keegan-ass bitch posting pics of her butthole and not tagging it NSFW.

by I Beat Anne Frank at Hide n Se October 3, 2018

keelan nelson

a very sexy guy. all the ladies need him. not the best at archery but does have a dirt bike that is too small for him. usually has 2 brothers and a hot mother.

omg that guy is such a keelan nelson

by philip McCrevis June 10, 2021

Kevan

A rare breed of man who knows how to make you smile and enjoy every moment of the. He is HIM.

Them: who got you smiling like that?
Me: Kevan

by Multiple personalities February 22, 2023

Pulling A Keegan

When you masterbate in the shower while your spouse is home.

"Dude, you idiot, you got caught pulling a keegan?"

by bigbuckhunna January 10, 2021

Maynard James Keenan

the light of this generation, a fellow human who has the balls to be himself thru art.

ummm,have u been to a show?

by Melissa H. March 11, 2004