"omg have you ever heard of this mysterious eldritch creation known as johnathan yu"
"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"
"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"
by Naur1 December 24, 2022
Get the johnathan yumug. an asshole
"dude, Johnathan is such an asshole, I've tried to help her through her problems but she is ruining my fucking life!" -some jellie roleplayer
by not twisty :p December 27, 2021
Get the johnathanmug. Johnathan is the most attractive, handsome guy you’ll ever meet. He takes pride in his work, style, and especially his hair. You can never mistake his presence because he’s always the funniest person in the room, and never fails to make you laugh.
Even though he has a lot of friends, he only considers a select few as his closest. He’s a very private person and it’s hard to get close to him. But that makes him an extremely loyal boyfriend, who cherishes his girlfriend to the fullest.
Even though he has a lot of friends, he only considers a select few as his closest. He’s a very private person and it’s hard to get close to him. But that makes him an extremely loyal boyfriend, who cherishes his girlfriend to the fullest.
Person 1: Who’s that super cute guy that makes everyone laugh?
Person 2: Oh that must’ve been Johnathan. But watch out, his girlfriend doesn’t play about him.
Person 2: Oh that must’ve been Johnathan. But watch out, his girlfriend doesn’t play about him.
by proignialove May 16, 2025
Get the Johnathanmug. by guy 7 787878w April 20, 2018
Get the johnathan conroymug. If you were to ever come across a johnathan you should befriend them right away! Though shy and awkward at times he is one of the best friends you could ever have! From his goofy personality to his amazingly random talents a Johnathan is sure to make your life better! Sassy attitudes, to fun and games over time you find that he always has a big personality! Loving his hobbies like cars, shoes, guitars, watches, etc. He is a master of his crafts!
A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!
A great partner who is always there for you, a 5 star kisses and best Cuddles around! And late night in bed, you better bet nomatter how the day was he'll hold you close and love you unconditionally! Small silly thoughtful gifts can be found when with a Johnathan, from fire mixtapes, to your favorite snacks he always has you covered! Weather he be a friend, or a partner you can't go wrong with a Johnathan!
"Hey what do you call a fake noodle?!"
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*
I love you goober♡
"What Johnathan"
"An Impasta!"
*uncontrollable dumb laughter*
I love you goober♡
by Spacedace23 February 12, 2022
Get the Johnathanmug. 
benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022
Get the benjamin johnathan briggery briggsmug.