Jihadarrhea

The condition of having magma-hot loose or liquid bowel movements following the consumption of spicy foods. When Middle-Eastern food goes Jihad on your ass.

I loves me the Middle Eastern food, but I don't want Jihadarrhea tomorrow morning.

by Retardvark August 2, 2012

jitbag

literally a bag of semen, could literally mean a used condom. In actual usage, it refers to someone who acts like an extreme asshole.

"I can't believe that jitbag grabbed my girlfriend's hooters".

by Scoats May 9, 2003

Gay Jihad

A failed metal hair metal band started in 1983 by governor Rick Santorum.

I can believe he got elected, Gay Jihad was such a controversial band, I am surprised he didn't alienate his conservative base.

by Somaticom September 1, 2011

amish jihad

An idea or action that proves to be nothing more than a colossal waste of time. Often destined for failure merely by the mere absurdity of it in the first place.

Tiffany spent hours trying to get a reservation at one of the trendy new restaurants in the city, but none of us could get together that night anyway. What an amish jihad!

by west122 September 19, 2013

jerka jerka jihad

Masturbating to Middle Eastern porn

When I get off of work, I'm going to jerka jerka jihad.

by StickStickly May 20, 2011

Jihaan

Is a beautiful girl that usually has dark hair. Jihaan is very sporty,nice and kind. Jihaan is always a good, and a fun person to be with, super amazing . This girl is super HOT and incredibly unique!

Coach- Jihaan is my best player.

by The legend 07 July 12, 2018

Jithan

The guy who goes big brain 1000 and screams "It's Jithin' time!"

Guy: What's the time?
Jithan: It's Jithin'time!!

by ThaCrackheadFromDowntown January 24, 2023