Jewbonics

The linguistic phenomenon which occurs when suburban Jewish people attempt to sound like inner city blacks.

G-Unit: Wazzup yo'all? L'chaim, biatch.
Rabbi Schueller: What is he saying?
Jewish Mother: Oh, him, with the Jewbonics. Cap yo ass this and muthahfukkah that...I tell you, it breaks a mother's heart to hear such language from such a good boy...

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006

JewBoo

When your boo (a friend, a lover, a companion, etc..) is of the Jewish nature. But only if her mother is Jewish otherwise she's not a real JewBoo! This person tends to be extremely comical and enjoyable to be around. Usually likes to say really inappropriate things at really inappropriate times.

Last night, JewBoo and I rolled around in the Grand Am. We had a good time.

by rebadiculous April 4, 2009

Jewhole

A Jewhole is a Jewish asshole.

Alternatively, an Asshole is a Jew. Jews are assholes.

Jewholes ruin the world.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Jewdoba

Jewdoba is the "restaurant" you go to when you eat leftovers at your desk instead of going to lunch with everyone else.

Ron: Hey man, we're goin' to Arby's, wanna go?
Tim: No thanks, I'm eatin' Jewdoba today.
Ron: Ooof, that place sucks.

by boat butter February 20, 2009

jewdom

Anything involving or pertaining to jewish or kykedom descent.

*random headshot*

Logan: "Aw fuck you! That's jewdom!"

by GScottCarr May 30, 2008

Jewmaster

Somebody, not necesserly a jewish, who have a lot of experience in the jew attitude department.

It was my turn to go to the bathroom and that jewmaster just pass in front of me!
I gave some money to frank so he could buy me some beer and he did'nt even brought back the change! What a jewmaster!

by aytin October 16, 2008

Jemoses

contrary to what many believe Jemoses does not steal pants he is a kind and gentile man who likes pre-marital sex and gorey violence, who swims to Tokyo only after stealing bread, not pants.

I am Jemoses!

by Jemoses September 30, 2003