jewcicle

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.

Phred makes a perfect jewcicle. I can leave him at my desk at work and nobody notices my absence.

by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

Jewel

Jewel is a bitch until you get to know her then she'll be the greatest friend ever. Jewel is a very pretty person she is a flirty person too when she meets the right one.

You can't use Jewel in a sentence bitch

by Kristolover November 10, 2018

JewBerry

A slang term for a Blackberry phone, normally used to indicate the general audience that uses them.

Jacob checks his stock portfolio on his new JewBerry.

by your mother trebek June 5, 2009

jewche bag

A douche bag that happens to be of the Jewish faith.

I hate that dude. he's a jewche bag.

by rywo July 22, 2009

Jewclops

A mythical creature, that is fabled to have one eye, who was born of jewish blood line, that chose to rebel and worship satan or become atheist because he belived himself to be a god. The first jewclops is believed to have been born in the greco roman era, when his mother a harlot mated with a roman slave. When the Jewclops was born he was abandoned because he had only one eye, and was an outcast, this made him hate society and this is why he rebeled to satanic worship or atheism and he viewed the outside world as unworthy of his presence and that he was better than the world because he was gifted with the uni-eye, which he believed a god-like atribute so he thought himself to be a god or a demi-god. This creature was known to make loud screeching, wailing sounds at night to annoy the citizens. This creature is rumored to still be around today with spottings in the north-west hemisphere.

1) Frank is being so annoying, he may aswell be a jewclops.

2) That kid wont stop bitching... he must be a jewclops

by 123ss8 August 25, 2010

jewcat

Someone that's half jewish and half catholic

Jewcats are double-damned, either you hate em cause they're christian or cause they're a jew

by Aeroshit May 14, 2010

Jewchebag

The kind of Jewish guy that gives all Jews a bad name. He womanizes about women he'll never have and brags about his elite financial status to anyone within earshot. He has gelled hair that borders on Guido-offensive and won't get off of his Blackberry.

Alternately: he can be the literary type. Obsessed with Phillip Roth and Woody Allen and thinks only white, straight Jewish men are worthy of awards, publications, his time, etc.

Did you hear Jeff talking about how he got his tickets free from the owner of the team? He mentioned it only eight times after talking about his 200k frequent flier miles. What a Jewchebag.

by s0sarasaid October 20, 2011