Jerpes

Herpes, but it goes to the synagogue on Sunday. Can be obtained through the "herpes hands" or touching a Jew.

Troy, your Jewish Jew-fro'd ass has JERPES

by LiarBoat May 26, 2010

Jeeves

A name for an internet search site that helps people find the answers to questons.

I didn't know the answer to something, so I asked Jeeves.

by Anonymous July 5, 2003

New Jeresy Turnpike

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.

Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?

by subwayeatfresh09 December 5, 2009

jernest

a black haired girl who can make you laugh

jernest can make you lol

by oompalumpa May 13, 2009

jeeves

a punk ass white bitch whos sniff coke
and fire up them rocks.

my name is jeeves and im an ass ho

by young c February 8, 2004

Jeryes

A male gay stripper who likes dick

Jeryes likes to suck fat dick

by Hi hey ho December 2, 2019

Jeeves

A poor man who thinks he's above the station.

A snob with no money. He knows that he can't and will never get rich, so he clings on his idea of what makes him posh and better than his equally broke peers.

"Terry bought himself a flash car. He's a real Jeeves. Hasn't got it into his head that he's not going to get out of this dead town."

"I'll kill that bastard! You know what that Jeeves did to me?! When I asked him sumfinks about our Tommy, he looked down his nose on me!"

"Jeeves won't hang out with us because we are too common for him."

by McVillain November 4, 2003