You can pull a Jared by creepily asking for the mayonnaise to be slowly spread over your 6 inch. If wearing glasses, intensely stare over the frame at the "sandwich artist".
by joemammy September 3, 2016
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Jared is the keeper of my heart.
by SMN September 8, 2012
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1. Nepotism defined at its best.
2. Whom gets a clear pathway to Harvard by million dollar donations by your dad.
3. The one who bangs the president’s mistress( “total piece of ass”).
2. Whom gets a clear pathway to Harvard by million dollar donations by your dad.
3. The one who bangs the president’s mistress( “total piece of ass”).
Pulsar Suni: I can’t believe you believe you got an autograph from Roy Cohn.
Bhavana: Na, I actually got it from Jared Kushner
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Yo I saw this guy today and he looked like a body builder.
What was his name dude.
I think is was Jarel.
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What why.
You don’t know he has stolen everyone’s girl you can have a girlfriend if he is around.
What was his name dude.
I think is was Jarel.
THE JAREL DUDE HOLY FUCK YOUR LUCK YOUR STILL ALIVE BRO.
What why.
You don’t know he has stolen everyone’s girl you can have a girlfriend if he is around.
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by Jared is the best March 4, 2017
Get the Jared mug.Sweet, amazing actor/musician. Claims to be an actor AND musician, not actor turned musician. Received Breakthrough Crossover Artist at 6th Annual Hollywood Life Awards for being one of the only people in Hollywood that have succeeded in two different things in show business.
Known for being Jordan Catalano in the short-lived cult series My So-Called Life with Claire Danes. Played druggie addict in critically-acclaimed film Requiem for a Dream. Gained more than 60 pounds in film Chapter 27 with Lindsay Lohan (which sparked rumors that they were dating).
Lead singer and rhythm guitarist for 30 Seconds to Mars. First formed band in 1998 with Shannon Leto, older brother by about 19 months. Debut self-titled album got only little success. Second album, A Beautiful Lie, went platinum almost exactly one year after release date.
Also known as the P-I-M-P of rockers. Has been engaged with Cameron Diaz, dated Ashley Olsen & Scarlett Johansson, has a crush on Jessica Simpson (scored her number), and has been in tabloids about dating Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan (thought to be engaged), and Paris Hilton.
Still the most sweetest and humble guy in Hollywood.
Known for being Jordan Catalano in the short-lived cult series My So-Called Life with Claire Danes. Played druggie addict in critically-acclaimed film Requiem for a Dream. Gained more than 60 pounds in film Chapter 27 with Lindsay Lohan (which sparked rumors that they were dating).
Lead singer and rhythm guitarist for 30 Seconds to Mars. First formed band in 1998 with Shannon Leto, older brother by about 19 months. Debut self-titled album got only little success. Second album, A Beautiful Lie, went platinum almost exactly one year after release date.
Also known as the P-I-M-P of rockers. Has been engaged with Cameron Diaz, dated Ashley Olsen & Scarlett Johansson, has a crush on Jessica Simpson (scored her number), and has been in tabloids about dating Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan (thought to be engaged), and Paris Hilton.
Still the most sweetest and humble guy in Hollywood.
1.) Jared Leto is the coolest actor/singer in the planet
2.) There are too many fangirls that love Jared for his looks. Pathetic.
3.) Jared Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, is awesome.
2.) There are too many fangirls that love Jared for his looks. Pathetic.
3.) Jared Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, is awesome.
by Natalie [Echelon] November 17, 2007
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by RussWess November 20, 2017
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