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Jalapeno Pete 

The act of putting ones penis in a girls ass after she has a very spicy mexican dish for dinner then after that slapping her on the tongue for a spicy treat know as the jalapeno pete
ennis gave alisa a jalapeno pete because she was dying for a spicy delicious treat...
Jalapeno Pete by Jasper M August 16, 2010

jalapenachos 

making nachos with jalapenos
damn marc, those jalapenachos were the shit
jalapenachos by christophorus September 3, 2010
The little accent mark used in Spanish that is put over the n in jalapeño and muñeca. For the purpose of this example, we shall disregard the fact that it is really referred to as a tilde.
John put the jalapeno on words that it does not belong on, such as ñigger and boñanza. We promptly told him to go back to Spain.
jalapeno by Jordandijinz0rz October 31, 2004
When you cut open a hot pepper and rub it against your penis, then proceed to fuck a bitch.
I gave Sally the Jalepenis last night, I lit that shit on fire!
Jalepenis by Junkwillslityou October 28, 2010

Jalapeñitio 

A Seasonally Transmitted Discomfort (STD) caused by handling jalapeños and then performing/receiving fellatio.
"Dammit, Airicka gave me Jalapeñitio last night and it still burns... even after I poured milk on it."
Jalapeñitio by CowboyChristie January 5, 2015

Spicy jalapeños 

Someone really hot that you cannot describe in proper words
Ooh! Archie from Riverdale is Spicy Jalapeños!!!
Spicy jalapeños by 🍤SHRIMP🍤 December 3, 2019