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The Inverted Stranger

Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
by TheJoel May 3, 2006
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inverted pelican

A sexual postion in which a man holds a woman or another man upside down, who moans or squaks with each thrust.
Patrick: So Nate, what are you and Kirsten upto?
Nate: Well i though i might try to catch an inverted pelican with her
Patrick: CAW CAW CAW
by Paredith February 1, 2008
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Inventing Gibberish

Verb.

When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.
Alec: Bro, Kelly called me stupid so I called her a 'gir-ass' (like a giraffe) and everybody was laughing and saying it was stupid but it just blew up on Urban.

Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.
by finnrmyman November 2, 2022
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I invented you

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.
Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"
by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018
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investerection

The sexual arousal caused by a stock portfolio that is making positive returns.
This bull market is giving everyone on Wall Street an investerection.
by Germankid September 3, 2016
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invertebrother

"HoWs it going my invertebrother?"
"Pretty good wicked sis"
by universalTorrent March 7, 2017
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Intentional Ambiguity

A process that occurs within a relationship (especially a romantic one) in which someone intentionally commits conflicting actions to make the other person unsure of what the relationship actually is. The point of intentional ambiguity is to keep the other person in relationship purgatory, to lure them in with the possibility of a relationship without making any actual commitments. Intentional ambiguity is when a girl texts you every day for a week straight, then suddenly ghosts you only to text you again a week later asking you for something.
Chloe has been dating 5 different guys on and off for the past year, but hasn't committed to any of them, Chloe has mastered intentional ambiguity.
by VitaliMaliarov17 October 11, 2021
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