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japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan
Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."
by Evan February 20, 2005
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Rybeard Invasion

When two or more guys named Ryan with beautiful beards rape an unsuspecting victim. While screaming "It's invasion time bitches!"
"Dude, Ryan, you think that girl is hot?"
"yeah man."
"RyBeard Invasion time, Bro!"

**knuckle bump**
by BeardWarriorRyan July 11, 2011
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2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine

The 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine marks the period in history when where faith in humanity was, yet again, lost.
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home invasion

The act of masturbating with your off hand after you have been sitting on it. therefore restricting blood-flow to the hand making it numb aka("the stranger"). All while wearing a leather glove.
Jim made the mistake of of trying a home invasion without lube. ouch.
by yoursosillyjim October 19, 2010
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home invasion

Thats when you kick the door in and duct tap everyone in the house. you proceed to ask were you keep the doe. then pop shots till they snitch.
yo son we got on some straight up home invasion shit and robbed all them byrds.
by Bwiggles February 14, 2008
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Fart Invasion

This is when you go to a small shop with a large bunch of friends with whom you had a curry with the night before. And you all simultaneously fart like hell before exiting without making a purchase. This can be done in stealth by silent ones, or for added effect rip them out as loud as you can, watch the invasion unfold as the shop assistants dive for cover.

If you only have a small group, it can be done in a taxi, but has to be just as you're paying your fare.......Then upon leaving the taxi the doors are closed really quickly. The driver then suffers for over-charging.
'lets go to that crap clothes shop on the and release phase 1 of a fart invasion campaign, we'll get the fuckers next week too'

'This taxi drivers sure to rip us off, I feel the need for a fart invasion'
by doppelganger74 September 29, 2012
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Social Invasion

Social Invasion Hot New Reality Show of 10 talented men and women of all races and sexuality to see if they can all live under one roof for 1 whole month without judgment and secrets.
Executive Producer Jamario, Kentrelle, and owners/CEO's current project and business Social Invasion LLC
Social Invasion Hot New Reality Show And What You Keep In The Dark Always Comes To Light
by anonymous October 13, 2021
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