Intelligence Slap

Intelligence Slap: when someone says something idiotic and it warrants a good slap for their genuine stupidity.

"My cock is 25 ft long."

*SLAP*
"What the hell was that?"
"It was an intelligence slap, you're that stupid."

by BirdBrain9090 December 7, 2015

Intelligence

n. (defense, law enforcement, etc.) information supporting the predetermined course of action -- as distinct from information warning against that course, the latter being classified as propaganda, disinformation, conspiracy theory, etc.

There is no intelligence to support the claim that baggage handlers traffic drugs in the baggage of unsuspecting passengers, who will take the rap if the plan goes wrong.

by Metastases June 5, 2016

Intelligence

Something you won't find on Urban Dictionary.

You know very well how Intelligence is used on Urban Dictionary, unless, of course... you dont.

by Urban Dictionary is okay... July 2, 2018

Intelligence

Something the red spy has

A:INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE
S:A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!?!
A: PROTECT THE INTELLIGENCE

by personA1 February 8, 2022

Artifellatial Intelligence

The ability for robots to learn how to give really great blowjobs.

Once they master the code stack for Artifellatial Intelligence, sex robots are totally taking over the world.

by Hoo Lee Gan December 26, 2020

Fartificial Intelligence

In business (mostly ineffectual meetings), the ability to use high-tech buzzwords and industry acronyms as a smokescreen for lack of certainty and/or subject matter expertise.

When asked how the NFT and VR initiatives would affect MQLs, the marketing director displayed fartificial intelligence by quickly pivoting to the lack of efficiencies and cross-functional support for longer-term, mission-driven ROI efforts that promote sustainability and increase engagement across the global ecosystem.

by C. B. LEE October 23, 2022

french baguette intelligence

A very cool Youtube channel that makes Ace Attorney videos about the conversations that are had within their friend group.

French Baguette Intelligence is my favorite Youtube channel!

by ostranenic July 24, 2022