hummer

Getting a little oral sex

your girl going down on the old willy

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

hummer

The best car in the world; cna turn any car into into a speed bump, except excursions.

Hey, will ya' look at that, I have a neon convertable stuck in my hummer's tire!

by Jiub May 24, 2003

hummer

Hummer is a homosexual, someone that bums people, bummer, stick those two words together and you got a big Hummer.

That guy has got a dress on, What a fuckin Hummer!!

by Spurtreynolds June 22, 2004

hummer

Quite a fat fly that buzzes around,is yellow and black and makes some runny stuff that tastes shite on toast

A hummer flew past me and I squashed the fucker with the back of my hand

by Davidicus Bartominus June 19, 2003

hummer

Now out of production, but still one of the most kick ass yet most hated vehicles ever made. Hated by many who would JUMP at the chance to own one, it is simply a one of a kind vehicle that was made for those who can afford one, and is one of few vehicles that can give the jeeps a run for their money. Its incredibly capable off road, but can still look damn good pulling up to a fine restaurant or event. There are three models, all equally impressive for different reasons. If your lucky enough to own one, get ready for dirty looks, sneering, and middle fingers. Its ok, they all secretly would own one if they could. Let em have their Prius....

I took my Hummer off road this morning, and stopped at Tavern on the Green on the way home.

by Super Bored at Work January 23, 2015

Berkeley hummer

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

by Slave33 August 28, 2013

Uncle Hummer

When a person wraps a pair of balls in tin foil, puts them in their mouth and hums the Star Spangle Banner.

She gave me an Uncle Hummer last night while we watched the fireworks.

by MidniteMae September 25, 2023