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The best hardtail bike ever made.
Hold on love I can't do it now I'm taking the Hummer out for a hardcore urban blast.
hummer by Dobbo June 19, 2003
1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.
1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*

Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.
Hummer by AlabamaNibber January 30, 2016
My math teachers car :( He doesn't care about the earth :'(
Yo, my name is Jonas and I drive a Hummer *dabdab*
Hummer by ShimmiShimmi May 23, 2019
A person that “hums” way too much.
Greg: hums a tune

Jared: Greg! Would you stop being such a fuckin hummer!
Hummer by doosherr October 1, 2019
How douchebags move from place to place.
Douchebag 1: Yo Kyle, nice Hummer.

Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.
Hummer by South African Dictator October 4, 2020
a hummer is a gummer with teeth
Ri got an NK hummer from pope last night.
hummer by rigetsnon February 23, 2021