hobbit pants

n. Derisive name given to short khakis, capris or bermudas whose hemline falls anywhere between the knees and the ankles, worn by short, obese, white, bearded would-be hipsters from New Zealand to New Jersey, in order to hide the fat. Generally worn with a big shirt, most often Hawaiian.

Kevin Smith likes to wear his hobbit pants with a bowling team shirt.

Peter Jackson wore hobbit pants barefoot all through the shooting of "Lord of the Rings".

by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008

Hobbits

Tiny people, not to be confused as midgets, who lived in the parallel world and dimension to ours known as Middle Earth. These people were small but ironically had big feet which in turn was the reason why Gondor used them for underground sex slave trading because big feet means big penis. Many Hobbits were sodomized by people in Gondor and Rohan. Because the males had a dick the size of a cucumber they were used as displays at sex orgies. It was estimated at one point about 92% of households in Gondor had atleast 1 Hobbit used for sexual pleasures and fantasies.

Hobbits were forced to ride the shit out of Dwarves infront of people and farm pigs. This was done to create a new breed of man animals called Dwarbbits which were patented by Gondor and used as a work force.

Hobbit's Masters would get drunk and molest them. At times they were forced to punch into the rectum and anus of their Masters and Lords. This was the starting point of what is known as fisting today. During that time a Hobbit would fist into the pootbox of their Masters they would also have to squeal like a piglet and shit in a cup. Once a week they had to hunt down smurfs and catch them to either kill them or stick them up inside the shit factory of their Masters to tickle the inside of their rectum and anus.

Hobbits look weird as hell with those big feet!

by The Informant99 January 22, 2012

hip-hobbit

That black elf-rock stuff from Norway set to hip-hop

"THE BOILING LOG
THAT CRUSHED THE ORC
DID BEAR THE WIZARDS HEX"

"Say, man! Why not set this stuff to a hip-hop beat!"

"Dude, did you just invent... hip-hobbit?"

by nick barrett January 11, 2007

Ass Hobbit

1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.

2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.

"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"

or

"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

hobbitty

of, like, or pertaining to a hobbit.

As a child, I was often mocked for my hobbitty feet.

by Jorge Benelux December 10, 2003

hognitzer

a huge fucking zit generally located in an unorthodox area such as the nape of the neck,ass cheek(making sitting difficult),or temple(resembling a horn).

"ouch, did you see the size of the hognitzer on mike's neck? I think it has it's own pulse.

by ryan meske March 13, 2008

hornitude

the most awsum level of horny. it can be ranked using the Bergstein-Giraffe Test, on a Step 1 through 5 basis

Fabio was experiencing such levels of HORNITUDE because he is such a boy. :)

by FABIO/bingo :) February 9, 2009