Ass Hobbit

1.Similar to the Ass Gnome. An ass hobbit is a fat midget born of a persons anus and normally has large amounts of anal moustache. Though slightly larger than ass gnomes the two are easily confused mainly because they have very similar appearance, indeed most of the time they both normally have toffee bracelets too.

2. May be used to insult a gay dwarf.

"Dude is that an ass gnome or an ass hobbit?"
"You should know, haven't you given birth to an ass gnome?"

or

"fo shizzle ass hobbit, haven't you got some rectums to invade?"

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

hobbitty

of, like, or pertaining to a hobbit.

As a child, I was often mocked for my hobbitty feet.

by Jorge Benelux December 10, 2003

Hobbit Queen

Furry toed bitch

The Hobbit Queen is trying to call me again!

by Low life tech scum May 6, 2009

Hobbit Ladder

A hobbit ladder is what a short person calls a step stool

Hey Bilbo, I can't reach the top shelf, can you grab the hobbit ladder?

by crypticsage August 30, 2020

Hobbitefeet

Hobbitefeet is a word to describe someone with small feet. It is a combination of the word hobbit, petite, and feet. The word hobbit because they are know for having unusually big feet but it is combined with petite which is french meaning small. Then feet added to the end because a) it is about feet and b) it sounds really good.

Person1: that person has Hobbitefeet

by Jazzyjasmina February 17, 2021

Hobbitharlot

Bilbo Baggins but slutty.

Gandalf: Oh my gawdddd did you go to mike’s house last night?

Bilbo: yes girl, it was inverted though ;)

Gandalf: You’re such a hobbitharlot

by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie November 2, 2023

Turd Hobbit

When a person is so mean, that they actually inhabit the excrement that they are.

"That Lori is a real Turd Hobbit. She probably has a whole Turd Shire ."

by Bakergirl8 September 2, 2017