Definitions by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie

Hobbitharlot

Bilbo Baggins but slutty.

Gandalf: Oh my gawdddd did you go to mike’s house last night?

Bilbo: yes girl, it was inverted though ;)

Gandalf: You’re such a hobbitharlot

Hobbitharlot by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie November 2, 2023

cottagewhore 

Someone who dresses with the cottagecore aesthetic but with some added spice. The girly has the usual interests of flowy skirts, anything feminine, frogs, picnics, flowers the usual cottagecore aesthetic but they a freak, they a baddie. Basically runaway princess but slutty.

Jessica: “Did you see what Emily knitted last night?”

Ashley: “Yeah, she’s such a cottagewhore!”

(Credit to my mom for making this term lmao)

cottagewhore by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie June 21, 2023