handnanny

A non-gendered term for masturbation.

"I couldn't get any poonanny tonight but at least I can get unlimited handnanny."

"Wow, I am sore from all that handnanny I got"

"Boohoohoo I'm so lonely that I now get handnanny to the thought of me getting handnanny."

by handninny January 25, 2013

handrailsupport

a dad with a sexy beard who is also cute

are you handrailsupport

by invisible lock May 18, 2020

Handballijczyk

debilijczyk

handballijczyk debil

by yraoifrir July 24, 2020

Handbag twink

A gay man who is used by straight women to virtue signal they are woke.

Not to be confused with fag hag.

Almost the counterpart to beard.

“Who is that?”

“Oh that’s quinten, that’s Aleshia’s handbag twink”

by Dandy fresh October 18, 2022

Louisiana Handbag

After having a one night stand with a woman, the man sneaks out before she wakes up, but before he leaves he shits in her handbag.

I hooked up with this girl last night and left her a Louisiana handbag.

by Protect Detroit November 14, 2014

sloppy handra

"When a tall, Persian eyed woman who goes by the name Big Al, rubbeth thy hang down with the contents of an old easy cheese canister." - Benjamin Franklin 1768

It was a foggy, mid evil night as I lyeth in thy staw bed listening to her old, clubfoot draggeth across the cold, cobble stone floor. It wasn't until I heard the familiar clinketh of an old easy cheese canister against big Al's chastity belt, that I knew a sloppy handra was about to go down

by AnealEyo January 16, 2015

Slovakian Handball

The sexual act of tying a man’s balls in a string and repeatedly being slapped back and forth between a partners hands.

Steven was blue after we performed the Slovakian Handball last night.

by Hello(xx)? June 1, 2021