caught white handed

Getting caught jerking it.

He does jerk it, I caught him white handed.

by Dave- June 29, 2005

Heavy-handed

When someone has heavy fists, making them good at fighting.

How that skinny girl beat her up? She just heavy-handed.

by Queen_jayyy May 30, 2018

Left-handed

About 10% of people are left handed. People who are left handed are very creative. Left-handed people are super kind and like to give back to the homeless. If you have a left-handed friend you are very lucky because they are NEVER leaving you and they will stand up for you when nobody else will.

I wish I was left-handed!

by EllieCooper17 May 18, 2021

White Handed

When a man is caught post-masturbation, pre-cleanup.

She walked in on me with a knuckle omlette.

Dude, she caught you white handed!

by Scandanavian746 March 27, 2011

Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob

While the female eats a man's asshole in doggystyle position and gives him the reach around hand job.

"Oh Sharon I'm just dying to get one of those Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjobs you're always bragging about!"

by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007

shit handed

The result of seated ass wiping, especially when combined with a crumpling paper strategy, as opposed to the equally popular fold, wipe and release or civilised method. Wiping done seated with a tilt and using the crumple method is dangerous, unsteady and frowned upon. Thus, it often results in shit residue reaching the hand, fingers, or cuff.

My loud ass boss came into the bathroom to piss and moan, so i hunkered and opted for the seated wipe and crumpling of paper so as not to draw his attention. While leaning to my left i momentarily lost my balance and bearings and inadvertently shit handed myself. I was not pleased, as i had recently eaten corn.

by mstephenfeeley December 26, 2007

one handed phone call

A phone call made whilst masturbating.

Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.

by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009