A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
by saintssintoo January 12, 2025
Get the Half Court Hoopermug. When you are in a political argument and you post an article to support your views, and it actually says something entirely different. This usually happens because you are too lazy to read past the headline.
My man posted an article supporting his argument that the economy was especially hard on dudes, but 80% of the article was talking about how easy dudes have it. He totally hoopered himself there.
by Pinkflyingmonkey May 15, 2023
Get the Hooperedmug. the man i look up to. to marry. for him and i to have the share of a kid together and a pet. to be able to spend valentines day with this man. i want to live the rest of my life with him.
by unknownbaddie123 December 2, 2020
Get the ian hoopermug. by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024
Get the hooper's pedo ringmug. God damn, don't you just hate when you're tryna go to Marley's Sports bar with the boys and it's just crowded with a bunch of Jungle Hoopers
by Mattsx03 April 1, 2024
Get the Jungle Hoopermug. by Spiritphonefan March 28, 2024
Get the matt hoopermug. Rassim one of the best players at bball. Everyone likes him, especially noel and apostolhs. They are gay for Rassim
Apostolhs: Rassim so sexy guys omg
Noel: Damn man i want to be like Rassim
Rassim: I'm Rassim the hooper
Noel: Damn man i want to be like Rassim
Rassim: I'm Rassim the hooper
by @#%% November 20, 2021
Get the Rassim the hoopermug.