bad golfer

Someone who can't even hit the ball with a skyscraper sized club. Anyone named Nick can fill this role.

Oh my God dude! I went to the Country Club yesterday with such a Nick. Big mistake.
Bad Golfer: Someone who thinks their good at golf, but really isn't.

by gunslinger8DICK May 17, 2016

Drunken Golfer

An alcoholic beverage made with 1 part limoncello and 3 parts iced tea.

I want to order a Drunken Golfer on the rocks please.

by Calgal56 August 10, 2021

good golfer

Rolling his/her rock 🪨
Golfing his/her ball proficiently
Handling his/her business

Baller

Hey, is the new guy a decent salesman? I don’t know 🤷🏽 ♂️ if he’s a salesman yet, but he is a good golfer. The Dude shot 69-71 this weekend at the work retreat!

by TheCaz September 11, 2021

Covid Golfer

Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.

Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.

by OldGGolfer July 6, 2022

Jon Groller

Jon Groller is a generic science teacher

Person 1:OMG LOOK, ITS JON GROLLER
Person 2: cool I guess

by DirpDiamond May 10, 2023

Scrap Golfer

A person that plays golf well for not having experience.

JJ doesn't play often but is definitely a scrap golfer.

by Dill-Dough Boyz April 2, 2025

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The BEST videojuego that has ever existed. A kid named Tobias Shepherd loves the game so much that he and Krocco10 play Fortnite all the time and grind challenges to try to get to level 200 every season, and if they don't get to level 200, they buy levels.

Tobias: Krocco10, let's play Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwe!
Krocco10: YAY FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon Groller: Toby, can I be your big boy and play with you and Krocco10?
Tobias: Sure, Jon! Let's play!

by PineappleMan43 May 26, 2023