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Griffin

A warm, sweet, funny guy that will draw you in automatically. He is adorable, with a contagious laugh. Griffins are the kind of person you would want to have a loving, long romantic relationship with. One that doesn't want to makeup with you- but cuddle. He is very sensitive and caring. He is the perfect guy
He is like a Griffin!

I love Griffin.
by BOBBY_1213 January 22, 2011
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stewie griffin

The baby with dreams of world domination and awkward homoerotic hints. His football shaped head possibly shows he is the kid from Hey Arnold! as a baby. Stewie is the child of Peter and Lois Griffin on the show Family Guy. He is best known for trying to kill his mother.
Stewie Griffin: Damn you vile woman!
by HighVoltage900 April 27, 2006
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peter griffin

A completely clueless fat retard without a thought in his mind of what hes doing or why he's doing it.
by Laciee March 22, 2008
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Griffiths

A strong character sometimes when a person has the last name Griffiths they can become very deep in though They have a passion for the unknown and supernatural You can trust them they are hard to fall in and out of love so if you catch there eye find yourself lucky they will also be kind and caring to be honest they are good at most subjects in school!
Griffiths is a top A student/ Griffiths is a last name
by Mia_G7 December 13, 2017
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Blake Griffin

One of the most hated NBA players because he will put you on a poster if you're not smart enough to get out of the way once he takes flight aka BG or BG32.
Pau Gasol got posterized so many times by Blake Griffin that he developed vertigo.
by biased nba fan August 8, 2014
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Stewie Griffon

spelt G-R-I-F-F-I-N....nt griffon...duuuh

youngest member of the Griffin family, with the one goal - world domination and killing his mother lois - most of the time they don't work.

(sorry the nxt bit is so long, i lke stewie and know a few quotes!!!)
"Ok, ok. I've got it, I've got it. If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer. You'd need an egg calendar. Oh, that's right. I went there."

"I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up.""

Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. ------
Stewie: Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!
by Ali August 21, 2004
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griffith'd

When a person is subjected to the cruelest possible tortures that man can produce for an entire year. I.E. having one's skin peeled off and the muscles exposed while not removing enough blood to kill them.

Named after an arc in the manga series berserk, where a character of the same name had this happen to them.
Person#1: "did you see that scene in game of tones, where Trimble tromble killed bilbo baggins?
Person#2: yeah, I hope that bastard gets griffith'd.
Person#1: that's cruel, but I liked bilbo baggins enough that I have to agree
by Simply_Unlikeable December 29, 2017
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