Goobstoob

Guys who openly try and romance you the first day they meet you instead of trying to befriend you to learn and understand your personality. This means he would know nothing about you and only like you for your looks.

That goobstoob called me again and we just met an hour ago.

by Yesmnomaam April 23, 2021

Googs and Doogs

A sacred phrase used by the ancient Gugus from the Gugu Empire (1295-836 BCE), in present day Gugindia. This phrase, primarily was only known to the Gugu elite class, and was shortly spread amongst the Googswazee (peasants, farmers, merchants). "Googs and Doogs" was a battle cry used in war during times of social and political disorder. It helped enhance the moraels of fellow Gugu warriors, but only if it was screamed to the Gugu gods. There is no literal translation for this phrase. "Googs and Doogs" is still used today, but only by a small tribe hidden in the Gugalayas Mouuntains in Gugindia.

Warrior1: "Help me, I'm dying..."
Warrior2: "Everyone get over here, we need to issue a battle cry for young Gugswaga!"
(All warriors get together)
Together: "GOOGS AND DOOGS!!!!"
(Gugswaga get up, feeling energized, and ready to fight!)

fat fellow black india Googs and Doogs

by Master Gugswagalaga February 22, 2011

Goonscapade

A combination of goon (cask wine) and escapade. Describes the antics the drinker gets up to after dusting off some particularly poor quality goon.

(Two friends after dusting off a sack)

Male 1: Goonscapades?

Male 2: Shit yeeeee!

by yyorgi December 8, 2010

Dicks Sporting Goods

They sell dicks at cheap prices.

AY lets get some of that Dicks sporting goods

by Kakashi_works_at_amazon_tiktok December 12, 2020

goonshagne

Pronounced goon-shane

Cheap Sparkling Wine. In fact the cheapest sparkling wine at a bottlo, should only be purchased in the absence of passionpop at said bottle shop.

The term itself is a portmanteau of goon and champagne despite the fact that goonshagne will almost certainly never be from the champagne region of france.

Underage Slut: Hi bottlo attendant. Give me a bottle of your finest passion pop.
Store Guy: Orrrr...Sorry we're out.
Underage Slut: Fuckin Fuck! I wanted to fuckin trash myself with it and get with six guys. Oh well i'll just take a few bottles of goonshagne, at least that stuff looks pretty classy.

Drunk reveler 1: Yes! I found a bottle of goonshagne in your mums cupboard!
Drunk reveler 2: Yeah, shes a closest alco...
Drunk reveler 1: oh...

by Team JedAli September 20, 2007

Home Goods

A place to buy goods for your home. It has a nice selection of throw pillows.

Person One: I need a lamp
Person Two: Ok
Person One: I'm going to Home Goods
Person Two: Great

by Fire hydrant March 24, 2014

Goonswooper

Goonswoop; an act performed in many different sports or activities, especially in BMX Racing. Goon swooping is when a rider is so far behind in a race, he or she resorts to white lining the bottom of a corner at speeds of around 3-5 MPH and pushes up any rider(s) that he or she can. The word "Goonswoop" is a combination of the words; Goon (A ridiculous, odd, strange, or in this case slow, person) and Swooping (the act of white lining a corner in order to get close to another racer). "Goonswooping" has different forms, for example; A Goonswooper, someone who goonswoops. Goonswoop, the act of goonswooping.

Dude, did you see Justin's first turn?
Yeah man he totally goonswooped the guy!
True, but the guy taking him out in the last turn was way overkill.

Have you met him before?
No, I think I've heard you talking about him before though.
You probably have, he's a total goonswooper, it really pisses me off sometimes.

by SuperNewg April 16, 2014