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Googleísta

A person who loves, without fail, the company and every product and service that Google makes available to the public.

A fanboy (or fangirl) of Google.
Marissa Mayer is the ultimate Googleísta!
by TechPamph November 7, 2011
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Google It

When you can not answer a complicated question
Ann:Susie how long does it take for the earth to orbit the sun.
Susie: That goes way back, how am I supposed to know google it
by Gardner9876 February 23, 2013
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googletard

n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on Google that a normal person can find inside a few minutes.
Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."
by ClimbingTheLog February 6, 2008
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Googleisation

Guy 1: Urban Dictionary's getting really popular.
Guy 2: Yeah I reckon it will go through Googleisation soon
by Humg12 February 20, 2011
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googleitis

Constantly googling every ache, pain, cough, oddity and taking on the symptoms to convince yourself you are dying when you are perfectly fine.
I was coughing and upon googling reasons I think due to my googleitis I may be suffering from EVERYTHINGAPHOMA.
by KitKat83 December 8, 2010
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googlemite

n 1. Anyone who frequently searches the world wide web.
2. unemployed.

plural googlemites
1. Everyone lost in or 'consumed' by the internet.

2. Anyone who uses the internet at work.
Like a termite eats wood and lives in wood, so too a googlemite; he 'lives on the web/internet'.

What's your job?
I'm a googlemite.

They never go out anymore, they're googlemites.

I'm a googlemite.
by mouseonmoon August 5, 2008
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Googlesturbation

The act of googling oneself. Transcending just the google search engine, even using another search engine and searching for yourself is considered googlesturbation.
I had a rough googlesturbation session this morning- I tried to google myself three times and couldn't find anything positive.
My friend is an obsessive googlesturbator; he'll try to search for himself at least ten times per week.
by aidsdate.com April 24, 2011
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