My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

googus

Alternate name for penis. Particularly useful for when your catchphrase is "giggity," and known for being used by Quagmire when he fessed up to the nation.

Quagmire: I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus, and I am sorry.

by jkrosado August 21, 2021

News goofus

Somebody who puts the same video (or part of the same video) on the news and makes the story about something else, all to try and trick the minds of the viewers who might think they're jedi.

The dumbass will buy this story the news goofus just put on the news, he will believe anything anybody tells him, he's got no common sense.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

globus

The delicate piece of flesh in the vagina, under the clitoris (the second most sensitive point of the female anatomy).

Oh baby, rub my globus just right!

by John (Chuck) Keates January 26, 2009

goofus

A Goofus is a human male who loves skateboarding, tequila shots and all things Indonesian. It is the type of guy who takes his clothes off during a game of ping pong, who breaks out into a mediocre rap in the middle of a normal conversation, and who decorates your bicycle with Christmas lights when you're not looking. A Goofus is all about positivity. He is the guy who will drive you to the beach after dark on the coldest night of the year, and who will drink sake with you in the middle of the day if you feel like it. One of the things that comes out of his mouth most is: "OKAY, LET'S DO THIS" and he says it in such a way that you go: "YEA, OF COURSE, LET'S JUMP INTO THAT PILE OF QUICKSAND, NO PROBLEM, LET'S GO!!!" People are not yet sure why his enthusiasm is so contagious. Theory goes that it's because a Goofus is unusually good looking and his curly hair always looks like he has just woken up, or that it's because he is some sort of weird and very satisfying mixture of smooth and sweet. Nobody really knows, so for the time being, this phenomenon is referred to as 'the Goofus magic'. When you meet a Goofus, keep him in your life in whatever way possible. And if by any strange twist of fate you get the chance, take him out for beer and a make out session - he might be good at life in general but he is excellent at that too.

- "Why are you wearing a silly costume on a regular night out?"
- "I pulled a Goofus."

-"Wow, that dude is amazing!"
- "Yea, he is definitely a Goofus allright."

- "When people are on the verge of getting depressed, they just need to Goofus up their lives, man."

- "For sure!"

- "Yesterday a kid was afraid to do a skateboarding trick so I spread some Goofus magic until he did."
- "Right on, Simon!"

by Latenightsun January 21, 2017

goomus

A term commonly used in the small town of Bairnsdale referring to the way you look and act.

Lard er all goomy.

Got a durry der goomus

by Scottley January 17, 2008

Googus

A Jewish term for the penis. This word is usually used after Synagogue when talking about last night with the other jews about the neighborhood tramp, Kathleen Sternberg.

"Feh! Last noight I geschmoygedeed Kathleen Stoynboyg with my googus! Channkukah!"

by chico mana December 6, 2006