Godchurch

To be honest.... I dont fucking know. I think some stupid YouTube star named Logan or Jake Paul made a song with it in the lyrics?

And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a godchurch

by RaspBerryChipmunk June 4, 2017

goochbumps

A tingling feeling in your gooch when it is touched.

I got goochbumps when my girlfriend reached into my pocket and took my keys.

by polish penitrator May 7, 2010

gonch kibble

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants

His wife became annoyed from constantly having to clean his gonch kibble.

by g-man 82 June 16, 2015

Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!

He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!

Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!

Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016

Gooch bubbling

The act of blowing air bubbles (typically administered via a submerged empty plastic bottle) directly against the gooch. Highly addictive, commonly compared to crack / crystal meth. Not ordinarily used by under privileged drug enthusiasts as usually a swimming pool is key enabler. Hard core addicts will bubble anywhere they can submerge their gooch in an inch and a half of liquid.

Fam, that pool party last night was sick! Chris, Dan and Sam were gooch bubbling all night! bubbled out of their brains! They were clucking for an empty bottle after the cleaners left! Totally G-bubbed!

by SexyD86 June 20, 2017

Gooch Bugs

The stubborn parasitical like organisms which hatch from the clustered gooch eggs between ones anus and goolies.

They often migrate to the utopian weaves of a Muslim's prayer matt via the shedding of ball broth and sack syrup of a heavily sweating and unwholesome Muz.

'As Maqsood unrolled his best but tattered and decaying prayer matt, he was dehumanised and robbed of his senses by the fogging blizzard of gooch bugs. Hatched, unhatched and deceased'.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

Hot Gooch

When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.

Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.

I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.

The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.

by Dick Onchin December 5, 2020