hatched 

refers to having used a crack pipe to smoke pot indicating the user is now out of pot.

that weed is hatched

hatched by theweedman February 10, 2014

Hatched

A girl who can deep throat a corona bottle and empty the contents.

That beer was hatched when tipped her head back with that bottle in her mouth.

Hatched by Hero the Xero January 20, 2026

hatched

When someone is relentlessly on your case — nagging, nitpicking, or riding you so hard and for so long that it starts to crack you open from the inside out. Like a bird pecking its way out of a shell, except you're the shell, and the bird is your mom, your boss, or your ex. Being hatched means you've been worn down to the point of genuine emotional distress — you're not just annoyed, you're unraveling.

"My landlord has been texting me about that cracked tile every single day for three weeks. Bro, I am completely hatched right now."

"She hatched me so bad during finals week I couldn't even sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I heard her voice asking if I submitted the form."

"You alright man? You look rough." — "Nah, I'm hatched. My dad's been on me about the job thing since Christmas."

hatched by masterhatcher May 7, 2026

hatched

When someone is relentlessly on your case — nagging, nitpicking, or riding you so hard and for so long that it starts to crack you open from the inside out. Like a bird pecking its way out of a shell, except you're the shell, and the bird is your mom, your boss, or your ex. Being hatched means you've been worn down to the point of genuine emotional distress — you're not just annoyed, you're unraveling.

"My landlord has been texting me about that cracked tile every single day for three weeks. Bro, I am completely hatched right now."
"She hatched me so bad during finals week I couldn't even sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I heard her voice asking if I submitted the form."
"You alright man? You look rough." — "Nah, I'm hatched. My dad's been on me about the job thing since Christmas."

hatched by masterhatcher May 7, 2026

Hatched a plan 

As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. When a plan has been completed, set in motion, but it hasn't (yet) come together.

We have hatched a plan and set it in motion, now we have to wait.

Hatched a plan by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020

Hatched plan 

As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. When a plan comes together, "I love it when a plan comes together".

We have reached our goal, our hatched plan has come together.

Hatched plan by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020

hatched, matched, and dispatched 

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

hatched, matched, and dispatched by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011