hatched
that weed is hatched
hatched by theweedman February 10, 2014
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Hatched
Hatched by Hero the Xero January 20, 2026
hatched
When someone is relentlessly on your case — nagging, nitpicking, or riding you so hard and for so long that it starts to crack you open from the inside out. Like a bird pecking its way out of a shell, except you're the shell, and the bird is your mom, your boss, or your ex. Being hatched means you've been worn down to the point of genuine emotional distress — you're not just annoyed, you're unraveling.
"My landlord has been texting me about that cracked tile every single day for three weeks. Bro, I am completely hatched right now."
"She hatched me so bad during finals week I couldn't even sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I heard her voice asking if I submitted the form."
"You alright man? You look rough." — "Nah, I'm hatched. My dad's been on me about the job thing since Christmas."
"She hatched me so bad during finals week I couldn't even sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I heard her voice asking if I submitted the form."
"You alright man? You look rough." — "Nah, I'm hatched. My dad's been on me about the job thing since Christmas."
hatched by masterhatcher May 7, 2026
hatched
When someone is relentlessly on your case — nagging, nitpicking, or riding you so hard and for so long that it starts to crack you open from the inside out. Like a bird pecking its way out of a shell, except you're the shell, and the bird is your mom, your boss, or your ex. Being hatched means you've been worn down to the point of genuine emotional distress — you're not just annoyed, you're unraveling.
"My landlord has been texting me about that cracked tile every single day for three weeks. Bro, I am completely hatched right now."
"She hatched me so bad during finals week I couldn't even sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I heard her voice asking if I submitted the form."
"You alright man? You look rough." — "Nah, I'm hatched. My dad's been on me about the job thing since Christmas."
"She hatched me so bad during finals week I couldn't even sleep. Every time I closed my eyes I heard her voice asking if I submitted the form."
"You alright man? You look rough." — "Nah, I'm hatched. My dad's been on me about the job thing since Christmas."
hatched by masterhatcher May 7, 2026
Hatched a plan
As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. When a plan has been completed, set in motion, but it hasn't (yet) come together.
Hatched a plan by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020
Hatched plan
As defined in the TV series, The A-Team. When a plan comes together, "I love it when a plan comes together".
Hatched plan by FHM_TGN May 3, 2020
hatched, matched, and dispatched
A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.
For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.
hatched, matched, and dispatched by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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ulzzang
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ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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