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goofer

1.A goof; silly person; random.

Note: This word was made up by Colin M. to discribe his lovely girlfriend, Bridgette... because she is a complete goof.
by beepdebee April 23, 2007
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gofran

One who forgives even when they don't deserve it but never forgets. Very outgoing, energetic, and changes phases every year.
She is being very gofran today
by K.G.V.7899 October 27, 2013
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Golfer's Hand

A term that is used when one of the golfer's hands is lighter/whiter than the rest of his/her exposed skin surfaces due to playing a lot of golf in the sunshine. (Can be left or right hand depending on whether the golfer is right or left handed).
Has Greg dipped his hand in talcum powder or something? No, he's just got golfer's hand.
by Jock Turner July 2, 2007
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Goffer

an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.
"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"

"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."
by Janice McGee April 6, 2013
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Gomer

A gangly, goofy, overly tall nerd.
Look at that tall, hunched over, dork. What a Gomer. Shazam!
by Rory O'Doul August 15, 2018
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gofenstien

A word that automaticly makes you think of german.
person: hi , im german
racist person: gofenstien bitchen
by idkyimhere February 17, 2019
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Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.
It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.
by PHF77 May 12, 2019
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