geezerdom

That stage of life, or condition of life, in which one can no longer feign youth.

Uncle Bobo fantasizes about learning how to windsurf, but geezerdom beckons.

by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009

Hippie Geezer

An aging 60's radical. Drives a VW bus or Prius to the Whole Foods. Is balding but has a pony tail. Quite possibly has a child in their 40's named Moonbeam or Song. Belongs to the AARP and the ACLU.

Mary and her hippie geezer husband considered moving to Canada when Bush was elected.

by kintari June 11, 2009

geezer kennel

A nursing home to send old people when they become too much to handle.

Time to send Grampa to the geezer kennel.

by alligator fuckhouse May 29, 2007

geezer

John McCain

There's no way such a geezer can lead this country.

by Phylosophi January 21, 2009

geezerati

Senior citizens who either are, or think they are, still hip and cool.

Seeing a white haired guy ride away from the 7-11 on a Harley with his Maalox in a sack, "Oh yeah, another member of the geezerati."

Watching 3 old women pull away from you in a half-marathon, "Holy crap, I've been dusted by the geezerati!"

by gophigure July 15, 2009

geezer tail

hiding a boner between your legs

i didn't want to look gay in gym class so i totaly geezer tailed it

by Mike Culver June 24, 2003

Geezernese

language spoken by individuals 70 years of age and older in chronological years or by the old-wannabes. IE: Hitch in my giddyup, 'or yonda

Being raised with my grandparents made me fluent in geezernese

by maggsilicious March 23, 2017