Geezernese

language spoken by individuals 70 years of age and older in chronological years or by the old-wannabes. IE: Hitch in my giddyup, 'or yonda
Being raised with my grandparents made me fluent in geezernese
by maggsilicious March 23, 2017
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Sad-uction

the failing attempt to get the attention of the opposite sex, characterized by grossly inapproproriate jokes, incomplete personal hygiene, and invasion of personal space.
When playing hard-to-get was ineffective Sam fell back on the sad-uction techniques that created nothing but ridicule in his early dating years.
by maggsilicious May 11, 2011
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