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geezer squeezer

An automated medical device which provides chest compressions during CPR. It is used for patients that are in cardiac arrest (the heart has stopped). The device is typically wraps around the chest and is attached to a plastic board underneath the patient. The "geezer squeezer" makes CPR more effective and easier for ambulance crews because it reduces fatigue associated with doing chest compressions. Also known as a "Thumper".
Did you see the patient that EMS just brought into the hospital? They had the "geezer squeezer" on him. I hope he makes it.
by code 3 response October 12, 2010
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Pit Pony Geezer Bird

Slang: British Female that behaves without normal feminine grace or decorum. With inhibitions lowered or removed by peer pressure and typically fuelled by alcopops or lager, they are often observed in the vicinity of or within the nightclubs of The North East region of the UK. PPGBs also appear in small groups at the popular cheap European tourist destinations frequented by the British; typically Spanish South Coast, Canary Islands and The Greek Islands.

Their behaviour and actions, which have in the past only been associated with drunken men, are loutish and ill mannered with contempt for other people. PPGBs will happily escalate the slightest minor verbal disagreement to physical assault, resulting in brawling on the ground with no regard for the consequences of their actions. Such situations might occur outside kebab-take away shops late in the evening and will often attract the attention of The Police.

Being overweight is not part of the definition of PPGB, however the attraction to fast food late at night is connected with the PPGBs lifestyle. Those that are overweight will happily display a lardy bottom with a thong and consider this to be a sexual asset. PPGBs may be promiscuous and consider this to be as a result of their popular attractiveness rather than anything else. Often with tattoos and very little cultural awareness they appear below Chav in terms of fashion sense and social skills. Their behaviour is best observed through the safety of the Reality Television documentaries on street violence and programmes of compiled from CCTV captured brawls.

The term "Pit Pony" comes from the North East (UK) coal mining industry and in this context refers to a solid lower working class person with little education.
The stereotype Pit Pony Geezer Bird would be a foul mouthed overweight Northern (UK) female with tattoos and badly beached hair, arguing with nightclub door staff on the street. Her children may have different fathers and be waiting for her return to their local council supplied apartment/flat.
by Don from, August 13, 2007
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geeber

Yo, I'm lookin' to get housed. Pull me a geeber?
by Sam March 31, 2005
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it-getter

An It-getter is someone who fully understands and embraces the concepts, principles, and philosophy of Truthiness.
An It-getter knows truthiness runs our government.
by Patrick E. Parker December 14, 2008
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lesbian grocery getter

A term used to identify subaru wagons with excessive bumper stickers
Butch: "hey let's take your lesbian grocery getter to the store and buy a cucumber for tonight!"

Lizzie the lezzie: "ok, we can take my subaru."
by fredwood March 5, 2011
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Grocery Getter

A compact, sub-compact or mid-sized coupe, sedan, hatchback or station wagon with a generous amount of trunk/hatch space and a back seat that usually folds down, powered by an unimpressive yet reliable and reasonably economical 4 cylinder engine. The idea is that such a vehicle is uninspiring to drive, but the trunk space at least makes it good for getting groceries.

Generally speaking, a bigger (ie; V6) engine or an engine that is turbo- or supercharged, along with bigger sway bars and stiffer suspension, are necessary turn a grocery getter into either a sports sedan or a sports coupe. Without these upgrades, a sporty-looking compact or sub-compact coupe is considered just a grocery getter.
"Dude, I know you like your car, but why are you talkin' up a grocery getter?"
by 1531wordsmith December 20, 2008
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grocery getter

A car primarily used for transporting groceries, as the name implies. It can also be used to refer to a car used for A-B transport only.
My daily car's nothing special - it's a bone stock grocery getter.
by mang jose November 26, 2010
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