frogert

stupid ass big frog/king frog

"bro look at this frogert over here"
"yea man this fuckin frogert is dumb ass hell look at it jumping into a wall"
"this frogert blind as hell lmao"

by beebuzzboy December 4, 2024

Frogger Faceplant

When an individual (usually a Bro) repeatedly attempts to sprint across a busy dual carriageway or high-traffic road, mimicking the 80s arcade game Frogger. The act inevitably culminates in the runner losing their footing and eating pavement in front of oncoming vehicles, forcing horrified bystanders to stop traffic and rescue them from their own stupidity.

“We were just trying to enjoy the Ogoh-Ogoh parade, but Chad kept trying to dodge scooters like he was invincible. He made it across twice, but on the third trip, he performed a total Frogger Faceplant right in front of a Blue Bird taxi. We had to drag him out of the lane before he got flattened.”

by Calzords Dad March 18, 2026

The Frogger

Giving a girl kidney punches while doing her doggystyle

"Yo man I was with this kinky girl last night and she wanted me to give her the frogger"

by Spanky T Clown February 13, 2003

cat frogger

When you use a laser pointer to get that god damn neighborhood cat to run into the street.

"That's it. It's time. It's time for cat frogger, I can't take it anymore. That cat and its meowing. All night. Get the laser pointer and have that fucker run into the street.

by sirfiggin June 8, 2016

dirty frogger

When you play Frogger with friends

Hey dude let's go dirty Frogger

by adrianmoat3 December 27, 2016

Kreddy Fruger

Discount Freddy Krueger

-Honey! I brought you your Kreddy Fruger Costume!
-Mom! I said Freddy Krueger

by Juanito Paquito Taquito October 5, 2019