Fossin Around

Too look or appear busy by sweeping, raking, or lightly lifting and adjusting items around you. This gives the impression to others that your too busy to be asked to do anything else.

The Fossin Around actions stops as soon a beer is offered.

I was fossin around all afternoon, and sure could use a beer now.

by TheGong August 1, 2018

Fessa

is the act of telling your opinion about something you totally have no idea about, so instead of saying I don't know, you start fessa.

John has started fessa, let's get out of here!

by Fessa May 30, 2020

foosa

a depression but ur vibin’

bro i’m feeling really foosa right now

by lei em October 28, 2020

Fonsay

Trashy way of referring to your “fiancé”.

My fonsay and I are getting married outside of the nascar raceway.

by ShantillaFromTheBay May 31, 2021

ray fosse

when a female has a worn out female body part it looks like an old catchers mitt. ray fosse was a MLB catcher.

She has been around, I bet she has a 'ray fosse'.

by willingguy123 August 10, 2008

Wallet Fossil

An unused condom that has been tucked away in a wallet for so long that it's actually fused with the leather, and must be carbon dated to determine the era in which it was intended for use. A wallet fossil should not be discarded as it may be worth money on the collector's market, or at least holds value as nostalgia for the days you still held out some hope for pussy.

"The date had not gone well, and Laura felt an awesome wave of relief when their waiter finally appeared with the check. As Chad took out his Harley-Davidson wallet to pay, Laura noticed a scuffy ring-shaped extrusion on it that can only be produced by a long forgotten wallet fossil. Suddenly it all made sense to her."

by PaulAllensCard January 30, 2015

fly fossil

When a person goes number two in a hot plastic outhouse that is infested with flies. The flies get trapped between the static layer of dung and the incoming layer of butter.

Wow! That Taco Bell tore me up! I must have made at least a dozen fly fossils in that plastic crapper!

by Redneckdanger July 3, 2018