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Florida Hook

The unbelievably fucking annoying practice on the highway where one cruises at or below the speed limit in the left lane and at the last minute crosses all the way to the right to make their exit, often without a turn signal. The term originates in Florida due to the large number of retired, tourist, and female drivers who perform it regularly
I was late because some bitch in the fast lane was going too slow, then she pulled the Florida Hook and I was able to speed up again.

I was almost in a wreck because some tourist pulled the Florida Hook and almost hit me
by Polekat Slim March 19, 2009
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Rob Ford Special

A triple Big Mac where the meat is cooked with crack cocaine so you can get high and fat at the same time.
"Can I have the Rob Ford Special?"
"Sure, can you please step to the side while you wait for your order. NEXT?"

"Would you like onions with your Rob Ford Special?"
"No thank you. But I would like a glass of gin and tonic. I'm thinking of walking down the streets of Toronto tonight."
by You'remom November 8, 2013
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florida slang

Words like cuh bih hundid gookin troll wiggin wicked up yatted jit slides slidin
Dat boy gookin hard.. meaning a nigga actin crazy
Jit yatted up... meaning a lil nigga got alot of tattoos

Man troll had the the block roped off.. meanin police. Florida slang
by JP GUNNA July 26, 2014
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DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )

A city in Florida ( Volusia County )
officially known as Daytona Beach.
Motor vehicles can be parked and driven on the beach. This has resulted in serious injury and even death for sunbathers and frolicking children.
A British family on holiday went to Daytona Beach and their 4 year old little girl was run over by a car.
All she did was innocently run a few steps from her family on March 20, 2010. This has happened before.
From now on it will be known as

DEATH-ON-A-BEACH ( Florida )
by Rav Steven March 23, 2010
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florida man

The worst superhero. Ever. His super powers include smoking bath salts, eating his enemies' faces off, and gunning down black teenagers with a pocket full of Skittles.
Just google "Florida Man". You'll get the picture.
by mCRT April 18, 2014
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Forde Todd

I wish I was Forde Todd so I could beat everyone in chess
by Halmarkman123 June 13, 2023
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Rob Ford Drunk

adj. being in an extreme state of inebriation. Made famous by Toronto mayor Rob Ford's 2013 confession of having smoked crack while in a drunken stupour at some point the previous year.
1. I did have a number of drinks but I didn't get Rob Ford drunk.
2. FML!! I'm getting Rob Ford drunk tonight!
3. Did you see that guy strip naked and shoot heroin into his balls in the middle of the highway? I think he was Rob Ford drunk.
by NixonAddict November 13, 2013
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