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flat-footed

Flat-footed: Slow, behind the times, stupid, dull, dumb. Not fast enough to "catch up".
Jim was caught flat-footed in his response to the question regarding the latest techno gizmo's.
by Douglas Schmidt June 17, 2008
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footer

In basketball, a player who is at least seven feet tall.
ROSS: Damn, I didn't know Dirk Nowitzki was a 90% free throw shooter. Isn't he a footer?

PABLO: Yeah, man, he's so long he can almost reach the basket from the free throw line.
by Jibjibjib March 7, 2012
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foode

A first order ordinary differential equation - that is, an equation that relates a function of one variable and it's first derivative in some way.
"Why Elwood, how do I find the solution to dy/dx = y/x?"

"Well that's a simple matter, Eleanor, though I know not why a woman such as yourself would have an interest in maths. That is an example of a separable first order ordinary differential equation, or separable FOODE. Rearrange to get (1/y)dy = (1/x)dx, and integrate both sides to get lny = lnx + c. You may then solve for y, yielding y = xexp(c), where c is an arbitrary constant of integration. Noting exp(c) is itself an arbitrary constant, you may simplify to y = kx. So dy/dx in that differential equation is the derivative of any straight line that passes through the origin."

"Gadzooks! It is far more elementary than I at first had imagined. Now let us get in this motor coach and ride blissfully towards the sunset."
by Ancestral January 8, 2010
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fooped

Kid friendly way of saying sharted

combination of fart and pooped
Daughter (sobbing): "Daddy, I accidentally pooped in my pants when I tried to fart, I'm sorry"
Daddy: (how do I say it's ok that she sharted?) "It's ok honey, you just FOOPED. It happens to a lot of people."
by medicJT794 February 8, 2010
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Foodee

Not to be confused with feedees, they don't get a sexual arousel from eating, but just enjoys the simple pleasure that comes from a full belly.
What happens when you give a glutton a way to have all the food they could ever want?
A foodee
by Shadow Oak September 17, 2005
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twenty footer

a bull dyke so egregiously masculine that she can be spotted twenty feet away
that chick is such a twenty footer she makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Miss America
by The Velvet Hammer June 11, 2006
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footer

Scots word for to waste time and not get on with things. Leads to footerer, footering, footery Pronouced not like foot but with long oooooo
Stop footering around. Get on with your home work.

Och, I widnae want him working here. He's awfy footery.
by floflumpit January 31, 2010
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