faring

instead of 'how are you doing' you would say 'how are you faring'

how are you faring with that book report?

by bleepblopbloop October 20, 2010

Farting Mantis

Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.

chris: no!
JP: yes:)
Jermain: time for a farting mantis!
Onikka: ew thats odd but great!

by funky rabbi December 1, 2011

Intense Farting Remorse

When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.

John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.

(several seconds and it disperses)

John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.

John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM

Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.

by Cool Ev December 2, 2010

fagging off

Carrying on in a gay and/or homosexual manner in public...usually involving two completely heterosexual male friends.

"Sergio, Eddie...look, I know you guys are excited about going to Magic Mountain, but you don't have to hold each others hands...please, stop fagging off."

by Russ D May 31, 2005

farting next to a waterfall

Something that no one is going to notice.

John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.

Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.

by aweeze April 2, 2010

farginen

A Yiddish word that means, literally, to wish someone well, to delight in someone else's delight. It's the opposite of envy and schaudenfreude.

Moe: Hey, did you hear the news? Curly got a perfect score on his SAT and he didn't even study!

Larry: That stinks. I studied for weeks and I still bombed.

Moe: You mean you're not happy for him? Where's your sense of farginen?

by Shadwell December 9, 2009

farting threshold

n. The point when two people in a relationship are comfortable farting in each others presence. This is when you know the relationship is on secure footing.

Alfredo: I've been fighting with my girlf lately I'm afraid we might break up soon!!
Antonio: Have you reached the farting threshold??!?
Alfedo: Well, yes
Antonio: Don't worry about it then! You guys aren't breaking up any time soon

by vicviod March 15, 2015